Laugh in Logic

I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.


If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.


Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect..... .
so why practice?


If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?


Behind every successful man, there is a woman
Ever seen a woman behind unsuccessful person?



Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.


The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.


"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep


"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours



God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.


There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning


A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

Have a laugh!

Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta. He refused
saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin
rakhunga

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Agar aap bus pe chade...
ya phir bus aap pe chade...
dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai

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Tumhari Girl friend ka sms mila hai,
kahti hai koi patthar se na maare mere deewana ko,
twenty first century hai bomb se uda do saale ko.

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Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!

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An old rich man marries a young gal.
Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?
Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.

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Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate huwe): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.