Smile with SMS

1st Guy : My wife's an angel
2nd Guy : You're lucky. Mine's still alive!

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1st Man: Yaar meri biwi mere dost ke sath bhaag gayi.
2nd Man : Uski yaad aati hogi naa.
1st Man: Haa yaar.. bahut acha dost tha!

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Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.

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Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students.

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Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE

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Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A holiday

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American told sardar : Hamare desh me 90% shaadi e-mail se hoti hai.
Sardar : Kya bath hai. Hamari desh me 100% female se hoti hai.

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Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

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2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.

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Narad Muni dharti par madira peene aaye,12 botal pilane k baad theke wala: Apko chadhti kyun nahi ?
Narad: Main Bhagwaan Hoon.
Theke wala: Chad gayi saley ko!

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new way of praposing to a girl..

boy:let us think that i w'll give birth to a boy like me and u w'll give birth to a beautiful girl like u.

girl: so what ??

boy: i don't want to run my son behind ur daughter & waste time like me..

girl:so what should i do??

boy:let us make them brother & sister..so i think we shall marry for this..what do u say...

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aur

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Husband and wife r angry on each other...

Husband(from office to wife): what is the Dinner today...

Wife : Poison...


Husband: Ok..dont wait 4 me..

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boy to god:god,give me 1bag full of money,a job, 1big vehicle full of girls.god:thathastu ,ur wish is fulfilled!and he became... a bus conductor. ..

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Wen luv fails, emotions work

wen emotions fail, words work

wen words fail, tears work

wen everythng fails...

Beer works... Cheers....

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Sardar gives DICTATION test to the students...
Last bench students said that they couldn't hear anything.
so Sardar replied : Ok, I ll write on the board

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When I call u,
1 ring means i'm thinkin of u,
2 rings means i like u,
3 rings means i'm missing u,
4 rings means i need u,
5 rings mean.. BEHRE PHONE UTTHA!

Laughing Sher

Tere gam mein tadap ke mar jayenge,
mar gaye to tera naam le jayenge!
rishwat de ke tujhe bhi bulayenge,
tum upar aaoge to....
saath baith kar KURKURE khayenge!!!


Bewafa Tum Ho To
Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Besharam Tum Ho To
Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadishuda Ho
To Kya Hua Darling...Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin!!!


gam woh cheez hai...
gam woh cheez hai...
gam woh cheez hai...
jis se kagaz chupkae jate hain..


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Apne roop par itna ghuroor na kar,
sab 2 din ki masti hai,
Tera husn bhi tab tak qayam hai,
jab tak
Fair & Lovely sasti hai!!!!


ek tum ho jo iTNey acchey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney pyarey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney sundar ho,
ek tum ho jo chand sitare ho,
Aur ek hum hain, jo jooth boley jaa rahey hain...