Smile with SMS

1st Guy : My wife's an angel
2nd Guy : You're lucky. Mine's still alive!

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1st Man: Yaar meri biwi mere dost ke sath bhaag gayi.
2nd Man : Uski yaad aati hogi naa.
1st Man: Haa yaar.. bahut acha dost tha!

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Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.

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Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students.

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Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE

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Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A holiday

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American told sardar : Hamare desh me 90% shaadi e-mail se hoti hai.
Sardar : Kya bath hai. Hamari desh me 100% female se hoti hai.

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Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

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2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.

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Narad Muni dharti par madira peene aaye,12 botal pilane k baad theke wala: Apko chadhti kyun nahi ?
Narad: Main Bhagwaan Hoon.
Theke wala: Chad gayi saley ko!

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new way of praposing to a girl..

boy:let us think that i w'll give birth to a boy like me and u w'll give birth to a beautiful girl like u.

girl: so what ??

boy: i don't want to run my son behind ur daughter & waste time like me..

girl:so what should i do??

boy:let us make them brother & sister..so i think we shall marry for this..what do u say...

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Husband and wife r angry on each other...

Husband(from office to wife): what is the Dinner today...

Wife : Poison...


Husband: Ok..dont wait 4 me..

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boy to god:god,give me 1bag full of money,a job, 1big vehicle full of girls.god:thathastu ,ur wish is fulfilled!and he became... a bus conductor. ..

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Wen luv fails, emotions work

wen emotions fail, words work

wen words fail, tears work

wen everythng fails...

Beer works... Cheers....

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Sardar gives DICTATION test to the students...
Last bench students said that they couldn't hear anything.
so Sardar replied : Ok, I ll write on the board

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When I call u,
1 ring means i'm thinkin of u,
2 rings means i like u,
3 rings means i'm missing u,
4 rings means i need u,
5 rings mean.. BEHRE PHONE UTTHA!